Friday, March 12, 2010
Wizard City nuked; from Warm War to Spiral War III?
OBSIDIAN SQUARE, Wizard City (March 12, 2010)-Wizard City has just been nuclear bombed by the enemy, Krokotopia. Could this be the end of the Warm War? We were all expecting a Krokotopian attack, but not in Wizard City, we expected MooShu, which has been bombed plenty of times during April-August 1986. Ambrose released this statement: "I shall not declare war on the sandy dunes of Krokotopia unless the situation has become too evasive." The Krokotopian general was not available for comment.